Bedroom Decorating Ideas

~ Just go up to somebody on the street and say "You're it!" and just run away.” ~

Ellen DeGeneres

~ My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is. ~

Ellen DeGeneres

~ Sometimes you can't see yourself clearly until you see yourself through the eyes of others. ~

Ellen DeGeneres

~ There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. ~

Chris Rock

~ A man is only as faithful as his options. ~

Chris Rock

~ If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty.~

Chris Rock

~ Do you think God gets stoned? I think so... look at the platypus.~

Robin Williams

~ No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.~

Robin Williams

~ People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. ~

Robin Williams

~ Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date.~

Caroline Rhea