Funny Women Quotes

A collection of funny women quotes and quotations. – What women want? A million dollar question that will remain unanswered for years to. These women quotes will unravel some of the mysteries.

A collection of funny women quotes and quotations 
Funny Women Quotes
  •  To generalize on women is dangerous. To specialize on them is infinitely worse.
  • I hate women because they always know where things are.by Malcolm de Chazal
  • Women are scientifically proven to be right even when they are wrong.
  • A woman is like a tea bag. She only knows her strength when put in hot water.
  • Man has will, but woman has her way.
  • What is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing.
  • When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
  • Women make me happy. Once accepting that i will never be able to understand them makes me more happier.
  • A woman knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking.
  • There are two ways to rule a women and nobody knows them..
  • I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.
  • Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
  • If the world were ruled by women then there would be no war… just couple of nations not talking with each other.
  • When women go wrong, men go right after them.
  • Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.
  • Women sleep on the right side of the bed because even while sleeping they have to be right!
  • Men will spend 2 bucks on a 1 buck item that they desperately need. Women will spend 1 buck on a 2 buck item that they don’t need at all.
  • If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
  • A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's - That's because she changes it more often.
  • One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.


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